Colonel Angus or "The Colonel" comes from a long line of wealthy & powerful men.  Yet young Colonel Robert Angus Jr. was unsatisfied with the life of an oil magnate, he chose instead to pursue a life of artistic integrity. The Colonel left his life in the rural oil town of Ft. McMurray, Alberta to find his dream in Quebec, the land of culture and loose women. Unfortunately,  popsicle stick replicas of famous landmarks, although perfected to scale & impeccably detailed, were not in high demand amongst the snooty french-canadians.  Poor Colonel, he tried to hold his head high but failed miserably when introduced to the intoxicating cocktail known as the "Pink Lady".  He drowned his sorrows for months until incapable of walking and in a constant state of diabetic shock.   In his drunken stupor he stumbled into a group of well-dressed & glamourous women known to many as the Harlettes, spilling the last of his cocktail onto Breezies dress. She shouts, "Tabernac! You drunken moronne! Look at what you 'ave done!' She regarded him with deep scorn & contempt, then suddenly realized that this poor man needed a warm & helping hand. It was then that the girls knew with a quick shower & shave this man was an angel sent from above to fulfill one of their most desperate needs...it was he, the Colonel, who would become their stagehand.