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| Bunny Cottondale |
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Little Bunny Cottondale was born & raised in sweet, sunny Brockville a conservative little town in British Columbia. As she grew it was clear that Bunny excelled in all of the "womanly" arts: cooking, sewing and etiquette of course! Her talents and wholesome beauty won her many suitors, but she finally settled down with her high school sweetheart; Hank "The Captain of the Football Team" Dandy . They bought a little house in the suburbs and it seemed that Bunny Dandy had it all! Then, a year later Bunny developed a twitch in her left eye. She realized that she was desperate for excitement and adventure! And that if she heard the story about Hank's touchdown that 'saved the big game and permanently tore his groin' one more time, she would crochet a little pink noose for herself and well, you get the idea...so Bunny said " 'F' It!" (this is the closest Bunny had ever come to using a swear word), wrote a Dear Hank letter, chucked a couple of frozen dinners in the freezer and hit the open road where she soon happened upon the Harlettes... |